kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job


16,563 notes | Reblog | 2 hours ago

dorkly:

Being a Dog Is Like Being In a Videogame

Happy National Dog Day!


14,443 notes | Reblog | 16 hours ago

spicyshimmy:

because nothing says christmas like your soulmate dying of radiation poisoning giving you one last goodbye through the glass while your knees crumple under the weight of your sorrow, the upcoming 2015 wrath of khan hallmark christmas ornament is a must have!


7,405 notes | Reblog | 17 hours ago

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes


249,579 notes | Reblog | 17 hours ago

(Source: nornas)


819,628 notes | Reblog | 17 hours ago

koolthing:

sexual education really needs to include hours of explaining how genitals actually work and showing pictures of how they can look and how there’s literally NO look that’s gross in any way. sexual education needs to bust myths that people actually think are true, for example that having a lot of sex makes a vagina “loose”. people should not be walking around thinking that shit like that is true when it’s the got dang year 2014.


87,349 notes | Reblog | 17 hours ago
bonesandblack:

0liii:

i-hate-the-beach:

foxiemathews:

i-hate-the-beach:

wasted—kitten:

SAY IT AINT SO

I WILL NOT GO

TURN THE LIGHTS OFF

CARRY ME HOME

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

Omg yes

bonesandblack:

0liii:

i-hate-the-beach:

foxiemathews:

i-hate-the-beach:

wasted—kitten:

SAY IT AINT SO

I WILL NOT GO

TURN THE LIGHTS OFF

CARRY ME HOME

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA


Omg yes


97,979 notes | Reblog | 17 hours ago

oknope:

what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again


431,553 notes | Reblog | 17 hours ago
tatallalock:

"Tony…"

tatallalock:

"Tony…"

(Source: twitter.com)


3,979 notes | Reblog | 1 day ago
tennisballstentacles:

Some people are constructive with their evenings… I make a Doo family tree

tennisballstentacles:

Some people are constructive with their evenings… I make a Doo family tree


57,249 notes | Reblog | 1 day ago
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